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Name: buyit
Gender: Female
Interests: Snagging me an agent, finding a MOTG wedding dress,marathon training, the purple toe and pudding.
Expertise: Frito Bandito song, healed plantar faciitis, Gummie Bears as marathon fuel, playing checkers with Oreos and cheese topped Ritzs and as always, pudding.
Occupation: Writer
Industry: Malarkey
Message: message meEmail: email me
Website: visit my website
AIM:  pattittx
Member Since:
2/4/2004
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~ I accidentally drove my way into a parade with no way to get out, and ended up throwing Sonic mints out my window.
~ The deceased seem to think it's funny to visit me.
~ Called Boy's university anonymously in his freshman year to see about solving a problem only to be asked if I was indeed his mother. When I asked, "Yes, why?" I was told Boy was standing in front of her and did I want to talk to him. Um, no....click......
~ I'm adopted.
~ All my siblings are named after someone in the family but me.
~ I can tell apart the different colors of M&Ms by taste.
~ Peeped into Bob Gates kitchen pantry and discovered he eats Fruit Loops. |
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The Express News has contacted me in regards to my new individual blog. They have asked me for several items and I am all atwitter about what these items should contain, so who better than YOU! to have a say! I bring this to you because you guys were my first readers, you guys are my bloggy family. Here is part of their email (in blue) and my thoughts (in red).
A photo: digital headshot (.jpg); it can be any size — we’ll resize on our end (oh crap...i think we all know how unphotogentic i am)
Bio: A short biography, no more than 200 words (the blog is described as this: Erma Bombeck meets Pioneer Woman meets Lucille Ball meets Calamity Jane. how the hell do i get a bio from that?!) Name: Your name as you'd like it to appear at the top of your blog (wait, my real name....oh this could be bad. this means my "real" family can google me and see my transgressions)
Designation: How you would like to be designated in 30 characters or less (ex: Chef). This will appear under your name when you get promoted on the homepage (this one cracks me up the most. Chef?! that won't do. how about: Looneytoon or Crazy pants? i have no idea...)
Obviously, I need your help. I mean, it is you people who got me in this to begin with. If you hadn't come here and followed my life and laughed, cried and HOLLA'D along with me, I would have never been bold enough to go to the paper two years ago and insist they let me write a column which morphed into the running blog. Now they want my real life. But they want all that other stuff first.
HALP!
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| After noticing the neighbor's car home for some time during this week, we inquired if he had been sick.
He looked to his northern southern region (i left my original, but thanks jake for your eagle eye...), gave us waggly eyebrows, and said he'd "been fixed."
TMI! TMI!! DUDE, T. M. I!
Seriously, couldn't he just say he'd taken a few vacation days and left it at that?!
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it didn't snow. so sad, and the reason for the lack of capitalization.
whatever. i didn't want to build a snowman or make a snow angel.
the tree goes up today as well as the rest of the house getting some kind of christmas cheer.
maybe cookies being made.
would have all been better with snow.
sigh.
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The One Marathon Entry You DO NOT want to miss. Go HERE!
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| South Texas has a 70% chance of snow all day long Friday! It's that damn global warming...
Don't worry, if it happens I am at the ready. I will record the miracle of aberrations for the ages.
Summer tried to fry us; winter is gonna try to freeze us.
Let is snow, let it snow, let it snow!!!!
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